Papa Smurf: Everyone what are the first two rules of Smrufdom? Number 1? Smurfette, Brainy Smurf, Clockwork Smurf, Miner Smurf, Greedy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Jokey Smurf: No casting spells on your own. Papa Smurf: And number 2? Smurfette, Brainy Smurf, Clockwork Smurf, Miner Smurf, Greedy Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, Jokey Smurf: Don't go into Pappa Smurf's lab without permission. So don't go into Pappa Smurf's lab !